[Blog] Damn I suck.
Geez I am terrible at keeping this blog up to date. A lot has happened, but I am suffering from a case of writer's block and exhaustion so I don't feel like posting anything.
Geez I am terrible at keeping this blog up to date. A lot has happened, but I am suffering from a case of writer's block and exhaustion so I don't feel like posting anything.
from the mind of
Pernox
at
17:43
5 comments:
I think some witty, urbane banter will do the trick. No wait, I meant inane banter.
How 'bout bringing down a corrupt administration and getting labeled 'Deep Throat'? Doesn't that just discourage other whistle blowers? Or I wonder, did W. Mark Felt think of the pseudonym himself?
All I know is that if I topple some large corporation/axis of evil, my secret identity will not be ascribed a sexual innuendo.
The phrase 'whistleblower' if you look at it from the perspective of a 12 year old is a sexual innuendo...
What would your code-name be?
Mine would be 'Rosebud'.
On second thought, maybe a sexual innuendo would be ok. Think about it. Wouldn't you love to read the headline some day, 'Bush brought down by "Rug Muncher"? The Dick Cheney innuendo I'll have to leave to the reader's imagination. I don't want to be known as that Team CubeZoo member.
Hmm...perhaps Felt deserves his name. There is an article in today's New York Times about Felt's reasons for coming forth. Here's an excerpt...
"It's doing me good," Mr. Felt told reporters outside his home in Santa Rosa, Calif., when asked how he was reacting to the publicity. "I'll arrange to write a book or something, and collect all the money I can."
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/02/politics/02woodward.html
*dejectedly* God damn.
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