4.09.2005

[Chapter] Dr. Schenk's Aphorisms (abridged)

  • "Mood Yeast" (n.) c. 2005 Mutant yeast created by NerdWife that change color according to their state of happiness in culture
  • "skank honk" (v.) c. 1998 Sounding car horn whilts concurrently yelling 'skank honk' after observation of women dressed skankily
  • "Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf" (exclamation) c. 1995 Appropriate usage includes description of person or as random exclamation during conversation
  • "sit and chit" (v.) c. 1999 Act of being seated while conversing
  • "junk drawer track" (n.) c. 2005 Consolidation of varied, individual, and distinct tracks of study for doctorate degree in idiotic manner
  • "Cells, Bells, and Cockle Shells" (n.) c. 2005 A junk drawer track

2 comments:

Pernox said...

* "skankalicious" (adj.) c. 2005 skank or skank-like. Deliciously skankful.

* "Poop-in-group" (ph.) c. 2004 polite way of saying 'shit together.'

celesathene said...

"meat coma" (adj.) c. 2005 A state of marked lethargy, stupor, and moaning preceeded by large intake of bacon-wrapped meats