[Questionable Medical Device] BIOpro Cell Chip

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BIOPRO Cell Chip

Electromagnetic field (EMF) waves negatively affect the human brain and body. Commands transmitted from the brain are executed incorrectly, and tests show that EMF waves radiated by cell phone can even damage DNA! These results are just the beginning, but with the BIOPRO Cell Chip you finally have a way to protect yourself!

• Ground-breaking invention after 20 years of research
• Developed by German Scientist
• Backed by research study from Research Institute for Vital Energetics Germany
• Based on modern physics' guiding principle of energy and information
• Reprograms transversal and longitudinal waves of Electromagnetic fields (EMFs) from cell-phones
• Measurably neutralizes the negative effects of EMFs from cell-phones on bio-energetic field of the human body
• Information permanently stored inside the BIOPRO Chip system, plus the energy of light guarantee flawless and indefinite operation
• No maintenance necessary – EVER!

As an ex-physics major, I find this hilarious. My favorite part is 'Information permanently stored inside the BIOPRO Chip system, plus the energy of light guarantees flawless and indefinite operation'. It's a sticker, it doesn't do anything. The disclaimer says it all:

"These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. The products and/or technologies listed are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."

Back before it closed I went to the 'Musuem of Questionable Medical Devices' where it had on display many, many medical inventions that either didn't work or were harmful to you. Such things as 'Brain Tonic' (irradiated water) and the 'Fat Snapper' (basically a charcoal grill igniter).

Too bad it is no longer open, this would need to be on display there.