9.17.2006

Exposition { Lines of evidence

It was one of those jaw-dropping moments: she'd never heard of the Met. I was innocently kibitzing about a table of friends and strangers playing Trivial Pursuit when I discovered this small factoid. A classmate's college-educated finacee haplessly admitted she couldn't answer the question, especially since she'd never even heard of "what was that thing again?"

This is when it all became clear to me. I am a snob. I've suspected as much for awhile, but this was the confirmation. It isn't as though I have spent any time at the Met, and I'm certainly no musical cognoscenti, but please. Even my southern-born, stubbornly Midwestern soul was shocked. Doesn't everyone know this sort of thing? How do you live without this most basic knowledge?

What's more, I am an aging snob (the worst kind?). Suddenly, Philip Roth seems less needlessly pretentious. Camus can't speak to my heart anymore, but instead feels adolescent. My friends no longer drink up my beer, but help themselves to fine wine and liquers at my house (yet another reason to never stock chambord- I'd go broke). I don't understand the music/noise of younger labmates. I never even used to read the paper, but now find arguing politics with my beloved can be hot. I'm terrified that any day now I might start to find Prarie Home Companion funny and insightful. Let's not even talk about my new bifocals in their designer frames, or my incipient McSweeney's obsession.

My only consolation- scant comfort though it be- is that this transformation seems more or less universal among my acquaintances. What is it about years, or income, that makes us less tolerant of the hoi polloi? Are we all this much of a cultural stereotype?

9.14.2006

Metaphysical { This week's horoscope: Virgo

(from Free Will Astrology)

 VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There was one main reason why America's founding fathers gave Thomas Jefferson, not Benjamin Franklin, the job of composing the Declaration of Independence in 1776. They were afraid that Franklin, a compulsive teaser and trickster, would slip jokes into the document. In my opinion, we Americans would have been better served if Franklin had been chosen and allowed to mess around. After all, even the most profound commitments and weighty situations benefit from the leavening power of humor. Keep that in mind during the oh-so-serious games that are ahead for you, Virgo.



Rock on!

9.12.2006

[Politics] Wrap-Up 2006 Minnesota Primary

So, no surprises, really, in any of the major races.

Hatch, Klobuchar, Ellison in the 5th.

Lourey gets about a quarter of the vote. It would have been nice if she could have pulled down 30-35% to put some pressure on Hatch not to take the liberal base for granted.

The Attorney General race is still out as of this writing, which is about what I expected. Looks like Lori Swanson may pull it out, unless Kelley can make up about 8,000 votes.

The Republicans pick who we knew they would.

I hope Keith Ellison can walk the walk and not just talk the talk. He'll be elected no matter what. Hmm. Jay Pond might be worth a look, but Ellison and Hatch will probably get my vote, despite my reservations.

Politics { I Voted, So Should You

Here is a link to the Secretary of State's polling place locator.

MN has a 1 party primary, so you can only vote for the candidates in a single party, but that is ok, it is more like removing the wheat from the chaff.

This is the first election in my new home district (1st) and eventhough I had checked the box to be registered when I changed my driver's license, I had to register at the polling place. It was quick and easy and the people were nice. The election judge supervising the new ballot reading machine was funny as he had little confidence in the new machine since he had been overseeing elections since well before my time (this gave me a little pause as I am skeptical of provisions of the Help America Vote Act which has required new electronic counting machines in all places in MN), but things appeared to go off without a hitch. I was the first new registered voter for my precinct and the 7th to cast a vote total since the polls opened at 7am.

I have continued to do my civic duty.

On a side note, I was very disappointed that Bush took the anniversary of 9/11 to stump for his war in Iraq as if the two had anything to do with each other. Thanks Mr. Bush for exploiting the loss we as a country have suffered.

9.11.2006

9/11 { remembrance of a Liberal

I remember 9/11. It was a beautiful September morning. Cool with a sharp azure blue sky. I was happy. I woke up, showered and went through the normal morning routine. The gears of the world and my life moved as normal. I turned on MPR and caught a newscast mid-stream, it didn't make any sense and I was only half-paying attention distracted by some thought. Then I heard that a plane flew into the World Trade Center. I stopped and thought, as many did that morning what a horrible accident. I drove to work listening to the confused news reports. When I arrived at work, they had rolled out a TV and set it to the news. While we watched a second plane hit the other tower. It was no longer random, we were under attack. I remember the fear, confusion, anger, apathy, sadness, and sympathy for those killed on myself and my co-workers. I remember the weeks following it, when we as a nation came together to help, much in the same way we as a nation pulled together for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. And by we I don't mean the government, I mean the citizens. The government after 9/11 saw an opportunity to co-opt power and shamelessly pursued its own agenda of empire building after making token efforts to retaliate. The 'War on Terror' started, but little did we know the terror would come from our government who has kept the American public in varying states of confusion and fear since that terrible day in September.

I suggest you read Joan Walsh's salon.com article 'What We Lost' as it sums up my feelings on this subject well and she is a far better writer than I.

I hope we the people can survive this.

9.10.2006

Politics { MN Primary Part Deux

[I misrepresented some information about Tim Walz based on an assumption I had after meeting him in person, it has been corrected and links to their websites added -ed]
Here is who I am supporting in the primary. I as well do not work for these campagins:

1st District:

Tina Liebling - State House of Representatives. She was elected 2 years ago and was one of the first to break the Republican stronghold on this region. She is intelligent and energetic and her ideas are good for this area and good for the State.

Tim Walz - Running against Gil Gutknect for US House. Gil is a Bush parrot. Tim has served in the National Guard in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. He is a teacher. He is passionate about us as a people and our State. He is like what our politicians in MN used to be, honest, hard working, and blessed with independent thought.

State wide:

Amy Klobuchar - for US Senate, becuase I respect her and think she will be good in Washington. She is no Wellstone, but she is a start back in the right direction. Plus Mark Kennedy, despite his misleading campagin literature, is a Bush parrot (worse than Coleman) and he is NOT independent of his Republican overlords.

Becky Lourey - for Governor. I grew up in her home district. I remember when she broke the Republican incumbent. She is a firebrand of energy and ideas. She is hardcore Minnesotan who cares about the State and the state of the State. She will not do stupid things like impose tax cuts and freezes when we are in a recession and have desparate need of State infrastructure. She is staunchly anti-war, but she has sacrificed for the current crisis. Her son was killed in Iraq in the pointless war.

CubeZoo as a blog will not endorse any candidates officially, but its members are free to do so. The contributors are staunchly liberal and progressive, but we will also hold our elected leaders to task regardless of who they are or which party they belong to, I hope this fall is a political and ideological revolution where we can reinstate some sanity into the ever increasingly weak Congress at the local, state, and national levels. These people are giving away their powers to the executive branch, and with it ours as well. Stop the insanity. VOTE!

9.09.2006

[Politics] 2006 Minnesota State Primary

Tuesday September 12 is the statewide electoral primary in Minnesota. Here are my personal endorsements for office. Please note I am not a part of any of these campaigns, and these opinions are only my own:

U.S. SENATE - Amy Klobuchar

5th DISTRICT US CONGRESS - Mike Erlandson
(this was a tough one, and I honestly thought about no endorsement. I have met the candidates running and I think Mike Erlandson is the best choice. I was completely unimpressed by Keith Ellison, despite the fact that Ellison has more progressive cred, I never got the sense that he knew what he was talking about or had any solid ideas for fixing the many problems our government needs to fix. Mike seemed to have some genuine ideas of HOW, where as Ellison just spoke soundbites that were meant to resonate with liberals like myself. There are also worse things than having a Democrat in the Martin Sabo mold who is actually interested in fiscally sound policy.)

GOVERNOR - Becky Lourey
(I will not vote for Mike Hatch in the primary. He's just not the man I want to give my vote to. He's pissed off Democrats with his style, and I'm not sure it would work well as governor. The man is a tenacious attorney general, but for Governor I have to give my vote to Becky.)

ATTORNEY GENERAL - Steve Kelley

SECRETARY OF STATE - Mark Ritchie

STATE AUDITOR - Rebecca Otto

Please vote on Tuesday!

9.06.2006

Design { The Airport of the Future Past

The Institute for the Future has an interesting 1960s video about the future of air travel...its nothing like we have today, in this future air travel is cool, hip, sexy, and has lots and lots of egg shaped things.





(found at boingboing)

9.05.2006

R.I.P. { Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin, better known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' was killed last weekend by a string-ray, whose barb stabbed in the chest.

9.04.2006

8.25.2006

Casual Friday { In honor of last night

Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)

8.24.2006

Musings/Nature { The worst storm of the year so far, or how I weathered the Weather

Its almost 11pm. I am sitting at work because power at home has been out since 7:30. They had been predicting bad weather all day. At 11:00am, some coworkers and I went to the top of a parking ramp near the office and watched as the fronts moved passed. It was a spectacular sight, to see the different altitudes of clouds pass over and in some cases collide with each other. There were shelf clouds pushing a front from the west, colliding with a front of dark,whipped cumulonimbus clouds from the East. The air was heavy and wet, like it always is when the actual temperature is only a degree or two off dew point. It was also charged, with glimmers of high altitude lightning above the clouds and the occasional shimmer. It was to be a preview of things to come.

During the day not much rain fell at all and around 5pm the Sun came out and it started to clear up. We had dinner and sat outside sipping margaritas and watching as another line of dark moved acrossed the northern skyline. It was very dark and ominous. At 7pm it was prematurely dark and the severe weather sirens went off. We turned on the TV and watched the news reports, severe thunderstorm alert as well as Tornado warnings to the communities to the immediate north of Rochester. They kept switching between two camera views. One of downtown Rochester, that overlooked the Mayo buildings, and one from a camera at the station (KTTC) which was about 5 miles north on the northern edge of Rochester out by 55th ST NW. The camera downtown, pointing north was bathed in sunlight and it showed a dark, almost black wall just beyond downtown, I would say starting around 37th ST NW. The camera at the station, it was dark as night, the camera shaking in the 40+mph winds. As we watched the northern camera was rocked and suddenly drenched in rain and pelted with 1" hail. While the camera south of downtown still was bathed in sunlight, but as we watched you could see a dark line of clouds, like something out of the Lord of the Rings movie covering the orc advance move south. The camera panned west and you could see as long and massive line of shelf clouds moved south, obscuring the Sun. Underneath the black wall of clouds, you could make out another, more greenish grayline extending from the clouds to the ground, it was a literal wall of water, heavy rain.

At home it was calm until the dark wall engulfed us and the wind picked up, but we live nestled against the south side of a large hill, so the wind was not very strong. The sky and the air took on a tint of green-gray as the wall of rain hit. In the clouds ran the fury of the valkyries and the anger of long dead Norse gods and thunder and lightning lit up the artifical night. Nerdwife retired to bed as she will be running a 24 hour time course experiment and needed to get up at 3am. I checked the house and the windows and settled in on my computer to read the news and watch the weather reports.

At 7:30 the desk light flickered and went out, but my computer stayed up thanks to UPS power. I immediately knew the house lost power and shutdown. I wandered in the sudden and thick blackness of the house to the place where we keep the flashlights. I gave one to Nerdwife and went to check the house again and check on the neighbors. Other than being dark and having heavy rain the neighborhood was intact and fairing well.

The heavy rain lasted until 10pm, where it slacked off to a light to medium rain. But the light and sound shows continued (and as of this writing continue). I sat out on the front step soaking up the majesty of nature. It was a rare oppurtunity to be in the now. Everything was still dark all the blocks around us, but I could see light in the distance at the Apache Mall, good to know the Mall will always have power. By 10:45pm I grew restless and decided to take a short drive and to come in to the office to make sure the systems are still ok. As I drove I found that power was only out to the SW quadrant, power being on in downtown and north of 2nd ST SW. As I drove, emergency vehicles were blocking 6th AVE SW over the hill, the way I usually take towards work. I routed around to the next street down and I found they were all huddled around a massive tree (oak or maple) that had fallen. I could not see if it had hit the house near it or not, and I hope that no one was hurt. Debris litters all the streets. The tornado watch and severe weather watch continue and will do so until midnight.

Amazing and awesome.

I have pictures I will post of clouds (if they turn out, they were from my camera phone) from the parking ramp earlier, once power comes back. Time to head back home.

8.21.2006

Humor { What Rightwingers see when they read NYT

BoingBoing had a story which pointed to something over at the Huffington Post that made me laugh my ass off. Check it out.

Film { Snakes on a Plane

Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane is a motherfucking bad movie. Seriously its motherfucking awful. But it motherfucking succeeded in motherfucking entertaining the fuck out of me. If you can't motherfucking tell it also had a lot of motherfucking profanity as well as some T-N motherfucking-A. Here are some motherfucking samples of where people motherfucking got bit:

Snakes on a Crank
Snakes on an Eye
Snakes on a Boob
Snakes on a Tongue
Snakes on a Babe
Snakes on a Dog
Snakes on an Ass
Snakes on a Chaunch

You get the point, SNAKES WERE MOTHERFUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!1!!

Samuel L Jackson was motherfucking great as always.

The motherfucking plot went out the motherfucking window at the first sight of a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane.

The motherfucking movie poster was motherfucking awesome.

They said motherfucking a lot.

8.20.2006

Musings { Blogasm

I don't know where this is going, I just thought I would drop a stream of consciousness all up in here.

I turn 31 next week. I am a little bummed about it, but only because I am no longer in my 20s. 30 has not been bad at all and I will miss it. For my birthday all I really want is to see my parents. So I think I will.

4 days later I travel with Nerdwife and Celesathene for 20+ hours on a road trip to Idaho for a friends wedding, then hurry back for the guy hanging sheet rock to advance completion of the 'Nerd Lair'. Both Nerdwife and I both look forward to splitting our offices so we can each have a little more room. I right now consume more than my fair share as I have a lot of bulky computer things.

My cat Muffy is getting old. She is 14 and I have had her for 13 years. She has developed a hyper-active thyroid, not uncommon in older cats, but it has required a change of diet and medication. Giving cats medication is unpleasant for all involved. Muffy especially is a wily, hyper-intelligent cat that has a supernatural ability to turn to liquid on command, she can open doors and ooze out of tight holds with the greatest of ease. Wrap her in a towel? Whomever came up with that idea for managing a tough cat can bite my ass. All it manages to do is turn the cat and towel into a feline cannon as cat grabs purchase and shoots out at warp 9.

I have been playing the game 'X3: the Reunion' a lot, it is an amazing game where you get a ship, some credits and from there the rest is up to you. I have amassed a trading flotilla and have multiple factories. I am currently engaged in exploring uncharted sectors and opening new trade routes. It is completely open ended. But it has Starforce copy protection which bites, and I didn't realize it until after I had installed the game and played for a while. I hate Starforce, but became too attached to the game to uninstall it and bring it back.

Here is my reading list:
New York Times (daily)
Coffee: A Dark History by Anthony Wild
Pirates on an Adventure with Scientists by Gideon Defoe


I have only nerded 3 times this summer.

I have put on almost 350 miles on my bike this summer in 5-12 mile trips around town.

I have not lost any weight, but I feel better.

We joined a CSA (community supported agriculture) and I have eaten more vegetables than in the last 4 summers combined.

I have been actively working to bring about change in the political arena and break this Republican stranglehold on our lives.

I have watched a lot of movies thanks to Netflix

Notable movies I've seen:
Eraserhead
Blue Velvet
Jesus is Magic
Aristocrats
Cafe Luminare
M
The Battle for Algiers
Bio Zombie

Notable movies I've seen in the theater:
none, Clerks II was good, but nothing has stood out for me since the Film Festival last year (I missed it this year).

'Snakes on a Plane' was better than I was expecting, but it was still a terrible movie, but I laughed hard and the theater was filled with people who went and did not take the movie serious, which made it a fun carnival atmosphere, much like when I saw Star Trek 10.

My best musical finds this summer:

Shiny Toy Guns
Ladytron
Yuki
Telepop


Concerts I've seen this year:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs


Plays I've seen:
none, its been a slow year for me and the theater.

Museums I've visited:
Walker Art Center
Minneapolis Institue of Art

Fishing, lots of fishing this summer. I convinced a few co-workers to go with me after work, which has been a dream of mine since I worked at Acxiom. I don't keep anything, but it is fun to be out on the water. A couple of my co-workers are fly-fishers and are willing to teach me.

Trips planned:
Idaho
LISA 2006 in Washington DC
Europe?

Podcasts I listen to:
Evil Genious Chronicles
Off the Hook by 2600
Not Your Usual Bullocks
Thing a Week
This Week in Tech
EFF Line Noise
NPR Science Friday
Rocketboom
Doctor Who: Podshock
Minnesota Stories
Ask a Ninja
Hope is Emo
Microbe World
Universe Today
Radio 360

Blogs and News:
City Pages
Alternet
BoingBoing
Wonderland
Aggro Me
The Register
Slate Magazine
Salon.com
Nuketown
Rootprompt

I can't wait for Battlestar Galactica to restart.

To quote T.S. Elliot in 'The Lovesong of J. Alfred Proofrock':

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor --
And this, and so much more?--
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all."

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old ... I grow old ...
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

8.16.2006

Musings { Planet / Plantato

An interesting debate is raging as Astronomers meet for their triannual conference in Prague, it revolves around the definition of what a planet is and what properties would make a celestial body a planet. The debate was started by the astronomical troublemaker Pluto who is know for its celestial deliquency (i.e. refuses to stay beyond Neptune) and ability to talk galatic-smack (often making fun of Uranus).

Depending upon how the committee decides, we could have as little as 8 planets, or as many as 53. Various factions feel there should be 10, since the discovery of 2003 UB313 in 2003, while others feel damn near anything in the inner rings and Kuiper Belt should be considered planet or planetoid.

A draft definition that I am seeing floated about is the one where a planet is defined by an object that has sufficent gravity that it forms a sphere and whose orbit revolves around a star. That seems simple enough.

This is one of those debates that re-ignites my interest in Astronomy.

MVEMJSUNP2k3 peace out!

Musings { Before I knew it SoDak turned evil

Well not evil. But they are becoming a poster child for the Administration's idea of a conservative christian pro-life gun-toting utopia. Before when you would hear about schools teaching creationism, banning abortion, and generally all the other dogmatic principles that follow the ultra-right's agenda they would usually be in places farther away than next door, places like Florida (where a Bush rules), Texas, or various places in the deep south. But that all started to change with the fairly recent 'intelligent design' cirriculum in the Kansas school board (note that most of those on the school board that implement this policy were just defenistrated and replaced). Even Ohio has fallen. But before I knew it South Dakota has become a bastion of this new agenda. NoDak, SoDak, MN, Iowa, and WI used to be a cluster of rationalism in the upper Midwest, often fiscally conservative, but almost always socially liberal. But since the fall of farming, or rather the corporatization of agriculture, things have been changing. Here are the items I refer to in illustration of my point:

1) The hardcore pro-life legislation banning abortion (even criminalizing it).
2) The death penalty.
3) 'Shoot first' gun legislation allowing the use of deadly force in the defense of property against a fellow person, as well as conceal and carry.


I will not go back into my feelings about the apparent paradox with being 'pro-life' and pro-capital punishment, nor supporting the ability to take life in the defense of property (in my opinion nothing I own is worth another human's life). The only thing they are missing to be a full fledge member of the right-wing utopia is 'intelligent design' legislation.

What happened SoDak? Your neighbor to the east is concerned.

[Poetry] The Call of Nocturnal Chirps

Oh, tiny cricket!
Leggy bug with built in tweeters
and sensory antennae
getting signals from space
how you do holla
how do you cheep
Outside my window
Louder than the sirens of 5-Oh
Louder than the belligerent drunks using the payphone
Underneath the lake out back
In the alley of grass
You cry to deaf heaven
You change rhythm with the temperature
You wake the dead and annoy the living
Treble twangs pierce single pane glass
Yet still you go on
wings of the male making a cacophony of nature

But ah, there is silence
A pause and respite
you go quiet in the
early hours
of the morning
on the way up time's gallows
an introspection
a second thought

Back again now, you are emboldened
to chatter the conversance
of insect cocktail parties

then silent again, but fleeting moments

a blast of courage
the whisper becomes oratory
shaddup

Oh, how I wish to visit you
in neighborly habitat
with a can of hairspray and a lighter
and burn your song to a cinder