10.11.2006

Musings { Answers to Questions based on observations

Q: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive)?
A: Based on observation analysis (i.e. while looking for a parking spot after being cut off by a SUV driving across parking spots), the biggest fucking SUV possible. Seriously. I see more Jesus fish on SUVs than any other class of vehicle. Jesus would drive a military-styled suburban assault vehicle. Two blocks. To get milk.

Q: WWJB (What Would Jesus Bomb)?
A: Based on various news sources and from musings by President George W Bush, who has said Jesus is his favorite philospher, which must mean he is well read in the works and teachings of said philospher, the answer is: Brown People.

Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight and hot dog buns in packages of six?
A: The world hates you.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: 17 before the candy develops slight ridges and fissures that are razor sharp and will slice your tongue open.

Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Its a yellow consipracy.

1 comment:

AllThingsSpring said...

Q: WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive)?
A: Nothing, he's dead.

Q: WWJB (What Would Jesus Bomb)?
A: Nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight and hot dog buns in packages of six?
A: Because some people like a little double-weiner action.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: 2511. I know this because I did it myself once, just because those ads pissed me off. Sour apple flavor.

Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: That's what we call EM radiation around 480nm.