Knight of Nothing's post about Easter made me reflect on my own feelings. I'm not (C|c)hristian. I haven't been since I was 11 years old and realized this isn't for me. Eventhough at a young age I was indoctrinated into the world of 'Jesus has risen' on Easter, it was always about the egg hunts, candy, and Grandma Ham for me.
About two years ago, the height of my zombie interest, I realized that the story of Christ's resurrection is plot for a zombie movie, so I started calling Easter, Zombie Jesus Day. I've always figured the tag line for the movie poster would be something like this:
Your lord has risen...and now he wants your BRAINS!
So Happy Belated Zombie Jesus Day to everyone.